Imagine sipping a cold beer on a beach with the sun shining and all is well. Take away the beer and replace it with an empty soda bottle. Forget the beach and imagine you're walking down Baker Hall. And instead of all being well, you're dying of thirst, and need caffeine. You need another diet coke. Oh look! There's a vending machine nearby. Just throw away the bottle you have, and get a new one, right? Wrong. You're a millenial, and we pride ourselvs on being environmentally conscious, don't we. We tell everyone when we recycle, so they know they're talking to a person who cares. Exactly. So you want to reduce your plastic and increase your soda consumption? Enter refil (f***ing finally). Put your empty bottle in, and we'll wash it, refil(TM) it, and give it right back to ya, at half the cost of a new bottle! Ah. Gulp gulp gulp. Feel that? That's you being in sync with the Earth Mother Gaia. You just saved a dolphin.